Favourite Quotes from the Kids
Our National Hero (A Story)
"When I was a baby, Terry Fox ran across my roof then he ran across next door Andrew's roof. Then he ran he ran across Milos' roof and little Andrew's roof! Then he ran into Santa and became Santa's Helper. Now he's a reindeer."
Brody -4.5
Brody's Jobs Part 2
Long story short: When Brody's 18, the job he plans to have to make money is "shooting himself out of a cannon".
Brody -age 4.5
Brody's Jobs
Brody: "That's my job, eating stuff!"
Kaden: "Ya, he was fired from his other 2 jobs, smashing stuff and breaking stuff."
Kaden -age 7
Brody -age 4.5
Slurpee Girl
"If selling slurpees were a girl, I'd marry it!"
Kaden -age 7
The Bindi
Random conversation with Kaden.
Kaden: How did you get that on your forehead?
Me: What?
Kaden: The thing that Indian's have on their forehead.
Me: They're called bindis.
Kaden: No, they're called Indians because they come from India (said with the duh tone)
Me: I was talking about the red dot on their forehead, it's called a bindi. But never mind, this isn't a bindi...it's a zit.
After some thought...
Kaden: What's a zit?
Kaden -age 7
